My Letter to Citi Card

I get numerous letters from credit card companies telling me I'm pre-approved for a credit card with outrageous interest rates and fees.  Her is what I sent back to them.  It reads:
"Dear Citi Card
I am not now, nor will I ever be interested in your "subprime" credit card featuring 39.9% (APR) and $60 annual fee. However, I didn't want to waste your prepaid stamped envelope, so I drew this picture of what I hope will be the future relationship between your company and me. (You're the one with the gun)
Sincerely
Steven Judd

Which way did he go?

My mom made this Wild Thing suit for me.  This picture was taken in Palm Springs

LOVE POTION 49 Fry Bread Mix - acrylic on canvas

My new sponsor "Winning! Duh"

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Jim Thorp - Ledger Art. Paper dated 1876.

Vintage Ledger paper dated 1876.